They came back. After I saw myself described as “paranoid and reclusive” for acknowledging how I don’t trust the census and it bugs me how much the government is over-reaching into our personal lives, the good ol’ US of A’s main man, Uncle Sam, is back at it.
Geez Loiuse. This makes FOUR in-person visits from the Census to my house. For one form that was sent in already.
Bam! Bam! Bam! I look out the peephole—because every paranoid freak like me who doesn’t trust the rest of the world has a peephole, y’kno—and see yet another census worker, badge and GPS in tote, on the other side of the door.
I try to cut him off at the pass. “I sent it in. I sent it in already. I know it was late, but I already sent it in.”
“When?” he inquires.
“After the first follow-up visit. I know it was past the deadline,” as Mr. Disapproving Scowl had already made clear on my last official visit. “But I sent it in.”
He starts off on his “I need five minutes of your time” spiel.
“No. I’ve done it once; I won’t keep doing it.”
He addresses me like a high school teacher would lecture an i’ll-behaved student. “I need a few minutes of your time. You have to answer these questions. Because otherwise, it won’t get counted. Those responses weren’t part of this new program, and they won’t get counted otherwise.”
(As if this is something that should alarm me.) “I sent it in once and that’s enough. Whether they throw it away or whatever, that’s not up to me.”
“Oh, no, they won’t throw it away, “ he said. Of course, I wouldn’t get so lucky. “They just won’t count it.”
“That’s not my problem. I did it once and that’s all I’m willing to do it.” I already felt like a sellout for providing information that isn’t constitutionally allowable. There were people that DIED in defense of the principles in the constitution, and me? I didn’t want to get a $5,000 fine that will, in all likelihood, never get levied for fear of a toxic public relations nightmare.
The man gets snotty at my continued refusals to tell a stranger who shows up on my door any personal information about who I am or the people that live in my home. He was getting angrier, and I looked to end the interaction.
“We’ll get the information somehow!” he calls out ominously as I’m shutting the door. Say I’m paranoid if you want to; I don’t give a damn. It was delivered as a threat, plain as day.
So, we’ve got FOUR in person visits to obtain one, already-completed form sent in weeks ago. We’ve got the government keeping (but not “counting”) information sent it, and some mysterious, nonsensical program requiring paying people to go out and harass citizens who have already given up some of their rights by answering questions the agency has no authority to ask. Like the whipped cream on the sundae, it’s all topped off with bully census workers, ominously implying they’re somehow going to invade your privacy if you’re not adequately cooperative, as demonstrated by providing whatever information is demanded, each and every time it’s demanded, by whomever claims authority to do said demanding when showing up at your doorstep with a laminated name tag. Even if he does work for the census, that’s no guarantee he’s not a lunatic, after all.
Kinda makes you go all warm and fuzzy about how much you pay in taxes, huh?
i was describing myself as paranoid and reclusive. not you. that was my reason for not doing the census
Well, it wouldn’t have been the first time I was called paranoid or reclusive anyway. My neighbors already refer to me as “the Crazy Cat Lady.”
lol…We sent our stuff in ON TIME. Since we live in the middle of Nowhere, WI, turn left at the brown cow behind the white fence….we got a phone call.
I was PISSED. First of all, I’m hard of hearing, and this asshat is reading from a script at high speed. I told him we sent it in, nothing in this house has changed at all since we sent it in. I still had to answer his stupid questions, and I let him know I was deeply unhappy that in these economic times, the government is spending money to redo what has already been done.
Geez, I would have thought sending it in ON TIME would have been enough to be left alone. Honestly, I think they decided to have do-overs to inflate employment statistics.
Dixie,
I filled out my original form and sent it in, even if I did not want to. First of all when the census worker came to our house – “to check our address” which was on the mailbox but he had to come right up to our house and was looking at the roof and everything else. Then looking into the cellar where my husband was fixing a cellar wall, he asked if we were building on?
Ok, I sent the form in when it came. Then a month later I get another form called the survey census form. It was so detailed! Even asked what time family members left for work, how long it took them to get there and what was the route they took! Does that sound like a normal census? Nope, Had to put names and bithdates on it too. I only filled it out because I did not want to be fined and I may or may not have been truthful on it.
Yeah, free county? Not this one. We have more laws than any other country in the world and now we have to fill out detailed info that is personal and none of their business.
you know, i’ve been truly amazed at the number of people i’ve discovered feel similarly to me, that the whole information gathering process creeps them out.