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Thanks for Making Coffee

Thanks for Making Coffee

Him: Thanks for making coffee…I know you made it to drink, but I appreciate it.

Me: I was just testing it for you honey. To make sure it is fabulous enough for my sweetheart.

[Stifled snortling.]

Format QuotePosted on February 22, 2015Categories LoveTags captain virgo, Coffee, loveLeave a comment on Thanks for Making Coffee
He Doesn’t Want a Cookie

He Doesn’t Want a Cookie

Him: Did you eat all the cookies?

Me: No, of course not! Here, here they are, in this container here. You want one?

Him: No. I just wanted to give you shit for eating all the cookies.

 

Format QuotePosted on February 21, 2015Categories FamilyTags banter, captain virgoLeave a comment on He Doesn’t Want a Cookie
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