Him: Thanks for making coffee…I know you made it to drink, but I appreciate it.
Me: I was just testing it for you honey. To make sure it is fabulous enough for my sweetheart.
[Stifled snortling.]
Him: Thanks for making coffee…I know you made it to drink, but I appreciate it.
Me: I was just testing it for you honey. To make sure it is fabulous enough for my sweetheart.
[Stifled snortling.]
Him: Did you eat all the cookies?
Me: No, of course not! Here, here they are, in this container here. You want one?
Him: No. I just wanted to give you shit for eating all the cookies.